Does he help clearing up any plagues as well?
"Oops, sorry Mrs Jones, but it looks like you have a few things inside your vagina you should be concerned about. Lice, gnats, flies, boils, blood and a miscarriage."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Oh look, a tablet with 10 commandments on themoh no wait, it's a shopping list, nevermind

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)