Do you mind if I don't check it?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

That's pretty much the exact opposite of what he's asking you to do.
I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up at your front door with a chainsaw. On fire.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

I don't want to piss him off.
He could be Wormulus. Or Sebastian Winnett.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

I read about all that earlier.
Is Sebastian Winnett, who is Wormulus, really a massive scarf-wearing cockhound?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

that's what I heard
I heard he's massively keen on the penis and he wears a scarf
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

i hope you mean the chainsaw on fire not me
fire hurts
(fuckleberry quim, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Both on fire.
EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ON FIRE.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

you seem to doing well here
good work, centurion. FIRE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)