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comedy gymnastics
check this shizzle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO_BnsrWMnI
go on
(fuckleberry quim, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
There's a links board up there, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
oh

ta
i'll go there
(fuckleberry quim, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
good
don't come back either
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
lovely, be rude to me next, please?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
I know Badger was feeling left out because Wormulus didn't diss him when he flounced
so I've GAZed Sebastian asking him for a quote, don't tell badger, I want it to be a lovely surprise for him
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
Sebastian? Can you be more specific please?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
that's Mister Tagnut to you

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
i presume you're talking about Badger, A here.. ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
yes, the purple-namer

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
i won't say a word, it's nice to try and help others, i was a bit disapointed with my dissing, it smacked of praise really

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
I'd say something to you but apparently I say the same things every day so you'll have heard it all before

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
if i for one second belived he was gone from b3ta for good i'd not care, but he will be back, i bet he's gone on a course or something

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
I bet you said the same thing about your mate Rathen

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
man me an rathen always hang out, him being a 22 year old primary school teacher and me being an old nasty wanker, it's like a sitcom

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
Do you mind if I don't check it?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
That's pretty much the exact opposite of what he's asking you to do.
I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up at your front door with a chainsaw. On fire.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
I don't want to piss him off.
He could be Wormulus. Or Sebastian Winnett.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
I read about all that earlier.
Is Sebastian Winnett, who is Wormulus, really a massive scarf-wearing cockhound?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
that's what I heard
I heard he's massively keen on the penis and he wears a scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
i hope you mean the chainsaw on fire not me
fire hurts
(fuckleberry quim, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
Both on fire.
EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ON FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
you seem to doing well here
good work, centurion. FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Would.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
This is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
This was predictable.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Yes it was.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
I'm moving soon
This is more fun
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
Move to ABERDEEN

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
Fuck that
I'm off to Embra for a couple of days in two weeks time, that's as much jock as I can manage.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
We are off there in July
Mary kings close, the castle, etc all to be done
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
I'm certain me and her have been through the castle before but she swears she has never been
Don't bother with Holyrood House. It's a dump.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
Noted
I suggest going to spacefish's house and pooing through his letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
On a more important note
We have digs on Frederick Street. This amuses me only because the Toy Dolls have a song called Fisticuffs On Frederick Street which I shall be singing while twatting the occasional native.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
I enjoyed eating in Wok And Wine on Frederick street
You may also enjoy it www.wokandwine.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
Duly noted.
She wants to go to a veggie gaff she went to a few years ago, fine by me as long they have a bring your own meat policy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
If it's Kalpna,
it's quite good, despite the lack of meat.
It would be even better if it had meat in it as well, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
Nope
She said it was just by Princes Street
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
I don't know it, then,
in that case. I know two others, but they're not there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
We'll ask the gadge who took them
That might be a good start.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Ask the waitress if they have any meat
When she says no, whap your cock out on the table and ask her would she mind if you brought your own?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
There'll be a joke about the size of the portion

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
JMG will be blamed

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Accept that
then take her to Wildfire on Rose St.

Local meat. Local seafood. Local (well, Orkney) beer. Rocks, all of. You'll need to book, mind you, it's not big.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
or the Mussel and Steak bar on Victoria Street.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
I've had mixed results, there.
Probably just unlucky. Been great once and ropey once. Wildfire has always been great, it has to be said, and their steaks ....... mmmmm, cow.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
oh,
I only went once and it was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
I think it probably is
most of my mates up here really rate it, I just think I got one bad night and that always puts you off. It wasn't awful, just not up to scratch, and there are enough great restaurants up here to not have to eat in an average one again. It's not London, thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Also noted
We're both seafoodists
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
You're not moving very far
and you have no photos. Not fun.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
Yeah I know
Sorry and that. I'll go and poke my lens through the letterbox tomorrow
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
Good good

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
Why? What's wrong with your lovely mews?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
Nearer Ms Official
A bit more space and a BATH!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
About time you stinky bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
I shall probably by girly stink products and put candles in the bath room

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
Lolarious

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaWo6xxCKdo
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
sublime
10 points
(fuckleberry quim, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
That's actually quite amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)