I just realised I'm missing pissedon_bloke's standup comedy night

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

I wanted to go but noone would come with me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

does this fact surprise you?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

I thought at least one or two folk might be able to see past my question of
"Do you fancy paying money to see an autism die doing stand up?" but no. Miserable cunts. I'm home instead reeking of bleach from scrubbing my shithouse out.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

scrub all you like, you won't get the smell of yorkshire out

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I might get pissed now after all that toil

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME.
I feel so unwanted.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Yeah, soz mate.
I'm kind of busy, I didn't even ask Trev or anything, nope.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Not asking anyone might be why nobody would go with you.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Alright then
I asked everybody I could think of and I totally forgot about you.ALRIGHT!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

:(

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Well, you asked.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Oh, is that tonight?
I could go, I suppose. It's actually a fairly nice pub.

Or not.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)