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Most train stations have a sign saying "Welcome to Thistown"
Instead, Luton has a junkie trying and failing to jump the ticket barrier in front of you.

Luton is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Southall is the only bilingual station sign in England.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcK2hRtIQ3E
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
seriously, dude, WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
He's awesome.
Listen to him do Eminem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
luton is an utter shit hole, how people live there i'll never know, i'd rather live in thamesmead

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
It's the only home I've known.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
no offence?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
No, offence.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
No, no offence.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
Zimbabwe accepts asylum seekers trying to escape from Luton.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
It is a hellhole.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
I'm not fancying my chances of holding a bash here then really

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
I just realised I'm missing pissedon_bloke's standup comedy night

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
I wanted to go but noone would come with me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
does this fact surprise you?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
I thought at least one or two folk might be able to see past my question of
"Do you fancy paying money to see an autism die doing stand up?" but no. Miserable cunts. I'm home instead reeking of bleach from scrubbing my shithouse out.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
scrub all you like, you won't get the smell of yorkshire out

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
I might get pissed now after all that toil

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME.
I feel so unwanted.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
Yeah, soz mate.
I'm kind of busy, I didn't even ask Trev or anything, nope.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
Not asking anyone might be why nobody would go with you.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
Alright then
I asked everybody I could think of and I totally forgot about you.ALRIGHT!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
:(

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
Well, you asked.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
Oh, is that tonight?
I could go, I suppose. It's actually a fairly nice pub.

Or not.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
Sorry about that, I didn't realise it was you

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
Some stations appear to be sponsored.
They're all "home of" some organisation or other, as if when the train stops there anybody's going to go "oh, that's really good, I'll get off here then instead of where I was going."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
The one sign guaranteed to make me want to get off at the wrong stop is
"Do not alight here"

I want to enter the netherworld of non-stationness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
i often drive around the roundabouts here just to see the adverts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
I only do that to see if they are following me.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
do you often get followed by adverts?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
I bet it does have a sign that says 'Welcome to Luton'.
Maybe you didn't see it because you were preoccupied with the junkie? Is there anyone who can confirm whether or not there is a sign that says 'Welcome to Luton'?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
There are at Luton Airport Parkway but I've not been into Luton Central for a while, I don't remember

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
I've never been to Luton
/exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
Too scared of the locals? :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
Other than "North of London" I couldn't tell you were it is
And don't be silly, how could I be scared of you?! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
I've never even been near it
I hear it's full of massive slags. No offence like.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
Massive in what sense?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
The wrong sense

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
it has a vibrant ethnic community, that likes to blow up buses and tubes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
Excellent
Just like home, except without the blowing crap up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Luton public transport
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
thanks for the assessment.
where will you be going next?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
Brussels.
I'll tell you how shit it is once I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Went there for an away game once.
Not pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
same here, they must of lost about 20 match balls in the first half

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
I went through Hemel Hempstead once on the way to Alysbury
probably the closest I've got to Luton
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)