Erm
How much would you get for a stylophone?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

500,000
rubles
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

YIPPEE
Now all the girls will want to know me!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)