The massive distance of 1/3 mile from here
And nearer Ms Official. Moving in about 4 weeks. Very exciting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I'll get you a moving present. It's not gay or anything.

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Some nice smelly candles!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

I don't live in Hebden any more, so I'll struggle.
You'll have to gaz me.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

Will do!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)