I'd like that to be the reply to my question.
"Wird Sie meinen pimmel saugen?"
"Nur wenn sie spritzen mir auf die titten"
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

It's near enough

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Near enough?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Yes
Quite near. Please don't revert to shitness.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Ok granddad.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

*dodders*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Ken Dodd's dead.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

So's his dad's dog

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

A week of tragedy for the Dodd household :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Terrible business

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)