That would be weird
Imagine answering the door one day to be greeted by an 18 year-old saying "Hello, I used to live in your balls".
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

This is much funnier than it should be.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

*fist pump*
Actually, that would probably help avoid that situation altogether.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)