if you could turn back time
what would you change about YOUR past?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

I'd never join b3ta.
NEXT!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Then you'd not know me :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

I've wasted so much time on here I should be hanged.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

can i change my answer to
what brayndedd said?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Why is everyone agreeing with me tonight?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Because you're a lovely man.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I would never have moved in with SSG.
He's currently hitting me on the head with a pillow, cunt.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

This post I've just posted.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

I'd find the cure for hairloss before JMG had to suffer.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Not walk Nichola Sugden home
Just fuck her in Peel Park
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Has a child turned up to haunt you?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Hell no
She was well fit and up for it, just she was pissed too. I was too much of a gent to knob vulnerable women in those days. Not so bothered now.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

That would be weird
Imagine answering the door one day to be greeted by an 18 year-old saying "Hello, I used to live in your balls".
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

This is much funnier than it should be.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

*fist pump*
Actually, that would probably help avoid that situation altogether.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6210023
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I like to think that you invented dogging.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

is Peel Park a euphemism?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

No
It's a park in Bradford
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

it's better than saying he took her up the Otley Road

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Pfft
Filth
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

RIGHT up the Otley Road
*nudge nudge*
( in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'm planning to poke one up some lass in Cross Flatts Park (before sunset, naturally.)
Then I can say I took her up the Dewsbury Road - which is an appropriate metaphor, as it's basically Leeds's large intestine.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

mate
You've thought too much about this
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

In fairness, I used to work down there and saw a fair bit of the neighbourhood.
Which gave me plenty of time to come up with that analogy.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Then you should put a first class stamp on it and send it to the queen

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Will you both be wearing stilettos?
*runs*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Too impractical.
We'd fall over stones or sink into the mud.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

i'd stay in the house about 7 years ago
one night instead of spending time with my brother and having to meet a friend of his
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

why what happened that fateful night?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

this

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

i met someone i became friends with whilst my brother decided he hated him
i then later stopped being friends with him and he did things i'm not about to mention online(for very important unselfish reasons).
let's just say if he suddenly dies please give me an alibi
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

W.P?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

wp?
silly idea to start this really
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Witness Protection.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

no
i'm suggesting i might cut him into pieces and staple him to someones face
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

what did he do?
did he post a pic over the board limit on b3ta or something?

go on you can tell the internet...
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

i've not been on b3ta fow a couple of weeks
yet in that time i seem to have forgotten one of the golden rules:
don't, under any circumstances, expect the majority of people on the internet to take serious things seriously and don't bother posting them in the first place
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

and now i'm off to bed
goodnight you internet people :)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

Oh right, I misinterpreted what you said.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

he played world of warcraft?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

he did
but that has little to do with it
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

show us on the doll where the bad man touched you

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Your honour, I request a 15 minute recess.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

not until the court has heard submissions from learned counsel INTERNET LAWYERMAN QC

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

gagged and tied up submissions?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Less huge amounts of booze and doing stupid things.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Fuck,
I'd do more of this.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

You're 12
you're too young for regrets.

As am I
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

You've still got time.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I know, and I intend to spent a lot of my time doing so.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Good luck in your quest.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Is this just a one chance think, or can we change as much as we like?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
( in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

*strides anti aircraft gun*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I would have worked harder

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

a good question
mine would be when the ex-gf tensed up and squeezed when i went to try anal. I always regret not tickling her to make her relax and get my brown stripes. dammit.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Wait, is this qotw suddenly.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

......surely tickling someone would make them tense more?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

they release for that vital moment after a short period
(period of time)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Did you get annoyed, smash her face in then drive off in your HONDA ACCORD while doing loads of drugs and fighting ninjas?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I read that as 'I'm a massive cunt'
Which probably isn't far off the truth.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Nothing.
You learn something from everything that happens to you. I'd probably not take things so seriously though as I now know that everything changes.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'd have told my 16 year old self to go into joinery or some other skilled trade.
But he wouldn't have listened, or would have been too lazy or physically incapable to do it, the big wuss.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

See?
If you'd really wanted to do it you would have done. The big decisions are the really easy ones as you can't possibly do anything else.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

It was more a case of being brainwashed into one course of action, even to the exclusion of all others.
Or, more cynically: being duped into the most lucrative, yet legal scam in history.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

definitely would have got a jumper when i was upstairs

( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)