This isn't going to happen.
I'm reading Elephants on LSD which is a collection of bizarre and wrong experiments. Not that I needed to read a book to know that, anyway books quite good.
( BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I like the pictures of spiderwebs
made by spiders on varying substances.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

They thought knowledge was stored in tissue.
So they could grow it and transplate it. They also transplated a Monkeys head onto another monkeys body. Just to see if it could be done.
( BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

It appears to be written in Comic Sans according to Amazon preview


Therefore, it fails
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)