Nooo, because you put the crisps in
then you go 'squish squish squish' and crunch them all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Mneuuurggghh.
You can have any sandwiches I find surprise crisps in.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

You lovely thing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

what about me?

( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

You may have the crusts after I suck them for a bit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

screw you, i have spiced couscous

( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Fuck that
I've got... hand cream, tobacco and a renault promotional rubiks cube.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

that's one hell of a wank you've got planned.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

In association with Endemol.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

It's deeeeey 3 in the Captain Wow wank.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

I dread to think what the public'd decide.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)