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Which US state would YOU name progeny after?
Bagsy Rhode Island.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
I need 30 Chinese midget volunteers and a giant, mechanical clock.
Volunteers must own their own Spongebob Squarepants costume. First 30 gazes get it.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
Does it matter if it's taken?
I like Dakota. Or Virginia. I don't know, I quite like them. It does increase the chances of them going into porn or show business, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
South Carolina

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
What's progeny?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

n., pl. progeny or -nies.

1.
1. One born of, begotten by, or derived from another; an offspring or a descendant.
2. Offspring or descendants considered as a group.
2. A result of creative effort; a product.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
Offspring.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
Give it to me baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
Uh huh, Uh huh

(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

progeny |präjn|
noun [treated as sing. or pl. ]
a descendant or the descendants of a person, animal, or plant; offspring : the progeny of mixed marriages.
ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French progenie, from Latin progenies, from progignere ‘beget’ (see progenitor ).
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
oh, you mean "my" progeny,
I thought it was maybe some reference to popular culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
I'm a firestarter etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
no you didn't,
you already knew there was a small mistake, everyone did, you were the only one who thought you'd look clever by pointing it out in such a patronising way though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
I was actually genuinely confused.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
yeah right

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
well I kind of thought maybe it meant that, eventually,
but then I thought, "why would I name my kids after a US state? It can't possibly mean that, it must be something else."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
YOU'RE NOT PLAYING PROPERLY :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
they're a band
they did the songs "firestarter" and "smack my bitch up"
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Alaska
for endless pun-based fun.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
North Carolina.
Pastrami and quaver sandwiches are AMAZING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
Pastrami is amazing.
And crisps in sandwiches is just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
Naheeeee!
Crisps in sandwiches is pure unadulterated sexiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
WRONG.
Sandwiches should be mostly squadgy.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
Nooo, because you put the crisps in
then you go 'squish squish squish' and crunch them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
Mneuuurggghh.
You can have any sandwiches I find surprise crisps in.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
You lovely thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
what about me?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
You may have the crusts after I suck them for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
screw you, i have spiced couscous

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
Fuck that
I've got... hand cream, tobacco and a renault promotional rubiks cube.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
that's one hell of a wank you've got planned.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
In association with Endemol.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
It's deeeeey 3 in the Captain Wow wank.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
I dread to think what the public'd decide.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
they're not crisps,
they're maize snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
oh do shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
Muuuuuuuum!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
*pinches*
*looks innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
How very dare you
Crisp sandwiches are the staple food of students along with 7p saver noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
only shit students
who spend their entire student loan on a new hifi as soon as it comes through.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
It's more the ones that piss it up the wall
at least a hifi's still a hifi the next day, and not urine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
yeah, them too.
I met a guy once who spend his entire loan in one night out, buying rounds for everyone.
I didn't even like vodka and redbull. Was a good night, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
They're always the ones that complain about being broke.
'Oh no, I'm 10 grand in debt'

stop getting pissed then, thicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
I read the other day
that there's a basic human psychology trait that's very common, that means people will skimp on material necessities in order to afford things that boost their social status.
Quite interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
Like cars and that?
I don't know. If I see a nice cardi I'd rather have that than lunch, so I suppose I'm just as bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
up to and including cars,
could be anything really. I guess going out a lot and getting drunk improves your social standing in some circles. People who stay in being sensible are boring losers, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
Aye, I've been told that before.
Every time I go out for the night I get bored, cold and annoyed though. It's much better staying inside where only people I like are allowed to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
I like going out,
but eating properly comes first. Maybe it's connected to my general lack of sex drive, I dunno. The theory is, you see, that evolutionarily, survival isn't the only important thing. You could live to a thousand but if you never got a mate it wouldn't do your genes any good. So actually there's a compromise between survival behaviours and social behaviours. Social status increases your chances of attracting a mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
My thoughts are
-most people I don't know already are quite disappointing
-pubs are full of teenagers
-it's quite expensive.

I'm not really good at the whole 'get up and go' thing at the best of times, certainly not when I have to pay money to only vaguelly enjoy it if I even do so at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
Pubs really are expensive,
at least, they are here and now. The student bars were bargain bonus. I didn't skimp on either eating or getting pissed in those days.
I like my regular, but I wouldn't go there every night like I used to be able to. The worst is when Spacefish's work friends invite us to a night out, because they always go to these trendy bars, and they're expensive and I don't much feel like I really fit in.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
The only pub I go to is the local rock pub
which is alright, and we play there, but it's always full of kids who needlessly annoy me.

If pubs did coffee more, I'd be more inclined to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
My regular does coffee, I think,
I've never had it there, though. They do excellent food at more than reasonable prices, and you wouldn't believe the size of their bowls of nachos.
It's a right old goth haunt, I'm not a goth myself, but they're a friendly, non-intimidating bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
I'd not touch the food if my local served any.
The only reason I touch the glasses is because my mate tends bar there and I know he's cleaned out the pot washer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
I thought most pubs did coffee now
I don't know if it's ever any good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
Most (forgive the term) yuppie-ish pubs
or at least, that's my observation. Also the larger chain pubs, which it also isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
my pub does lush coffee, it is lush.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
I enjoy going out every now and then
I'd rather have a quiet drink at home or in a nice pub though. And I'm pretty certain getting drunk, and therefore making a fool of myself, has only ever left me lower in the social leagues than improving my standing!
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
Depends who you mix with, I guess.
I reckon hippies have got the best of both worlds, they can improve their social standing by eating healthy, organic food and by NOT spending their money on tat.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
Sadly I think my love of shoes comes under the "tat" category

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
Very much this.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
I didn't squander my student loan
But I still enjoyed crisp sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
I used to have skips sandwiches
in my early teen years.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
Canada

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
Georgia
Carolina
Hawaii
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
Della Ware

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
Hi. I'm in...Delaware.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
Missy Slippy.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
Ken Tucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
he'd make the best chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
Man Hat On
Unless he sees a passing hearse, then he's Man Hat Off.
He's a gentleman, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
Mary Land
Penny Silvania
Carl Orado
Neville Ada
Mitch Igan
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
Ida Ho
Y. Oming.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
Al Asker.
Callum Fornia.
Louise Eanna.
Mr. Chusetts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
May N.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
Harry Zoner.
Callie Rado.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Ali Bammer

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
Minnie Sota
Wes Virginia.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
Vern Mont
Ken Ektikut
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
Connie T Cutt.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
Al Abama
George A
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
Lynn Conn-Memorial
Mal N'Trushmore
Graham Canyon
Pen T. Gon
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
Flo Rida

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
kansas

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
BEARLAND

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)