^This
and yes it does sound like an Amiga demo, which would be great if it was 1992.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

No because then it wouldn't have an air of nostalgia,
not that I've actually clicked the link.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)