Baldmonkey's quite an arse,
His opinions all a farce,
I wish he'd die,
Then maybe I,
Won't have to make myself so sparse.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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I'll gaz you if I decide to.
I should start my own newsletter.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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Methinks that b3ta boys protest too much
always discussing cock and such
I doubt there's really anything
They crave more than a ding-a-ling
Especially a famous root
a well known username to boot
In short, they all bum each other
and just pretend to hate one another.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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