Methinks that b3ta boys protest too much
always discussing cock and such
I doubt there's really anything
They crave more than a ding-a-ling
Especially a famous root
a well known username to boot
In short, they all bum each other
and just pretend to hate one another.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)