Piss up a stick, mongrel.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

My dog does a handstand and shits up tree trunks.
Beat that with your fleshlight and cum in your shoe.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

I once did a shit out of my big toe.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

I know. It was into your dad's mouth while he blew his load on your family cat.
You asked me to video it.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

You couldn't hold the camera still, what with all the wanking.
BETTER DAYS.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

Well you did promise me an extra £50 if I would wank off your 80 year old neighbour while I filmed.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

You fucking killed her.
:(
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

And then you raped her corpse for three hours solid.
I could barely pry her rigor mortis'd corpse off you in the end.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

What can I say? You had a gun to my head.
And my finger in your rectum.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

You told me it was your favourite fantasy!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)