I hate it when my leg goes dead.
Do you ever sit on your arm until it's gone numb and then feed yourself baby food and pretend that it's someone else and that there is someone out there that cares enough to feed you?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

Perhaps you could video such an endeavour

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

My arms and hands are pretty purple right now.
Don't know if I have the dexterity to use the buttons on a camcorder.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

I like to sit on my own arse and pretend it's someone else's

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

No, I'm sure there'll be plenty of time for someone to feed me when I enter the home without pretending now.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Are you broken in the head?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

Very much so.
My mummy says that they ran out of proper wire so they had to use cut up coat hangers and rolled up tin foil when they made my thinking bits.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Are you broken in the stretch waistband?

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Zing!
Totally pwnd.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

Piss up a stick, mongrel.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

My dog does a handstand and shits up tree trunks.
Beat that with your fleshlight and cum in your shoe.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

I once did a shit out of my big toe.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

I know. It was into your dad's mouth while he blew his load on your family cat.
You asked me to video it.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

You couldn't hold the camera still, what with all the wanking.
BETTER DAYS.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

Well you did promise me an extra £50 if I would wank off your 80 year old neighbour while I filmed.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

You fucking killed her.
:(
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

And then you raped her corpse for three hours solid.
I could barely pry her rigor mortis'd corpse off you in the end.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

What can I say? You had a gun to my head.
And my finger in your rectum.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

You told me it was your favourite fantasy!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)