Immigration?
Tempt him with lovely Guinness and horse racing. Ask him to marry you.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Hahaha, I want him to move here, not run away.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)