I think I may have just gone 3-0 up in my war on fatties on Omegle.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

:(
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: tudo bem ?
You: The world is coincidently my shorts.
Stranger: bãin
Stranger: tu vê
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

that is just so friendly of you poppet.
how are you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

Has Sexface asked which male b3tan you actually are yet?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

Am not male!
Clear evidence is on my profile.
This makes me sad to think that a girl can't be nice on the internet without being accused of having a penis and an ulterior motive.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

Most females on here are Moohalaa or Baldmonkey.
We've had trouble in the past.

In fact. Most people are Baldmonkey.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

I'm not Bald nor a Monkey, therefore I cannot possibly be Baldmonkey. My logic is irrefuteable.
And although I live in a dairy region - I don't live in a paddock, don't have four legs and I most certainly do not go Moooooohalaa (although this new lot of cows across the road do!). I am not Moohalaa.
I am Vampyrecat. Complete with fluffy mittens.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

ok without looking up the internets baldmonkey
who played nick cave in 'Dogs in Space'?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

No idea. More to the point - I don't care either. :)
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

how can you be an ozzie
and not know OR care about this.. besides that chopper film.. it was probably your best
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

oh and romper stomper

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

Because I'm 17? And I've never even heard of it.
And I resent that. Chopper is a fucking thug. Wolfe Creek, Rogue and A Japanese Story are far better australian films.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

history never starts.. it's a great film check it if you can
i'll look up those last 2

edit: yeah wolf creek is a brilliant low fi horror
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)

Rogue is just ridiculous mainly but Jap Story is nice.
Wolfe Creek is scary if you've been where they filmed it. I have and it is incredibly possible for it to happen. There is literally *nothing* for hundreds of kms in any direction between towns up there. And there are bullet holes in the road signs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

cor if rogue is on the level of wolf creek
i'm watching it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

I loved it
it's about a Jawsesque Crocodiddle. And the bit that absolutely made the movie for me was the music to the credits. "Never smile at a Crocodile". All the action and suspense (while a little predictable) was ace. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

ok i'll block that out of my memory because i hate to know anything before i see it
but yes definetly will

noah taylor i don't know if you know him made a great ozzie film where he moves from house share to houseshare
i can't remember the name and it's on a dead external drive

you've probably seen it involves angst bikers driving through a party house flaming cane toads being hit with a golf club

that ind of usual behaviour made me feel all comfy
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

nope - haven't seen it but will endeavour to do so!
ta mate!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)