Abraham Lincoln told me that no-one listens to your podcast and it's really fucking shit.
Is Abraham Lincoln correct?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Lincoln hired Wilkes Booth
to assasinate him, so he wouldn't live to hear the podcast.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)