I'd want an air rifle, that'd be brilliant.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

He's not going to use it though.
If I buy him something pointless like a Slinky (he has a Slinky) he'll play with it for five minutes then it'll get stuck on a shelf and forgotten.

Girls are so easy to shop for.
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Get me one, then.
I could shoot MANY pigeons.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

Shooting air rifles is my surprise talent
I'm quite good at it and never knew.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)