MEN!
Help. What would you like as a random present? I have the high street to shop on, but nothing in the way of the Gadget Shop or anything.
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Knives.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

This is actually a very good idea.

( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

IT IS
i am getting the jimbob a wicking tshirt, a camelbak, and two games for his brithday.


I got him a toolkit and socket set as SURPRISE presents but that was basically an impulse buy because i wanted an excuse to buy them
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Camelbaks are awesome.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

all his friends have them and he goes mountain biking with them on exmoor with a big ole backpack and a 2l plastic bottle :(

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

I bet all his friends are allowed to stay up late and watch 18 rated films as well.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

sometimes they are allowed out on a school night!

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

HEY THE BBC NEWS SITE IS BROKEN

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

none of them can get into work today.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

no nodes.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

I see it.
Their main site works, though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

ba.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

I have a 1.5L one from Tesco, it was nine quid.
Nice one.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

this one was significantly more but it is 3L and i bought it online because i never go to tesco and he goes riding for all day so needs plenty of fluids
and anyway he can always underfill it.
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

nice hip flask, forum banter
love you


m
( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

I could sneak booze in places with it, good point.
love you too
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

I want to get him a cool multiknife/tool thingy
but only because I secretly want it. What's a camelbak?
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

it's like a slimline backpack which you fill with water and there is a tube with a valve
it's for refreshment and hydration when cycling etc.
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

That sounds ace.

( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

it should stop him getting quite so sweaty. lol.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Does the tube fit to his winky
and refill the liquids compartment via a filter?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

WHICH GAMES?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

INFAMOUS and METAL GEAR SOLID 4 both on ps3

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

MGS4 is bloody awesome.
in my humble, anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

he needs a new game. they both got awesome reviews and i read up on them and i think he would enjoy both.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

i didn't like mgs4 much
but it's ok because he is not me
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

oh.
well he only needs to play it for a bit.


why didn't you like it?
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

it's still a good present though, right?

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

i'm worried now.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

It's a bloody good present
I know three people, counting myself who own it, and we all love it. I'm playing it for the 4th time now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

i am playing infamous at the moment
well not this exact moment, obviously

i'm enjoying it a lot
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP BOOM
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

ARE YOU A GOOD OR A BAD?

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

you have to get special permission from the government to buy them though,
which involves a stringent psychological assessment as well as criminal background checks, and you have to arrange a time to do it so the police can escort you home with them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

It really is.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Some fake or real dog poo.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

i would just want to know that you were my friend
love you


m
( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN REALLY!
:(
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

good friends are worth more than presents to me, like great forum posters that i love soooooo much
take care


m
( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

I got Mr Sp@m this for his birthday
www.next.co.uk/shopping/men/gifts/7/3
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

That's good, but a bit expensive.
I'm talking a random little "Hey, you're kind of awesome" present.
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

So you couldn't be arsed to think of anything?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

That was along with all the running gear i bought him
I wanted something he could do with mates from work, the poor lad works so hard and never seems to get a break so I thought the race tickets or paintballing was good. He gone with the paintballing though. He was well chuffed.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

I can't remember what she got me for my last birthday
She was very skint at the time though. I will, however, spend the next year reminding her that her birthday this year cost the best part of £700.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

You spoil her rotten

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

I'm an ace boyfriend
Fact
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

blimey
I'd be rather mortified if someone spent that much on me.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yes, but you see, I love her
And I like seeing her happy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Good for you!
Lovely boyfriend :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Damn right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

Lesbians.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Anything shiny that goes beep at some point

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Like metal lesbians

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

YEAH LESBIANS!
*five*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Chromium Clam Jousters.
That's a quality band name right there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

£50 of really nice beef.
I might be getting this in part for my lad's birthday, so I can make him a massive roast.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Fucking hell, that's a lot of beef.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Well that's my price limit, I'm going for quality not quantity.
Mabye some of that waggy beef stuff. You know, where the Japanese people do nice things to it and get it birthday cards.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

kobe beef, carefull tho
most of that is farmed in new zeland now tho, japan doesn't have alot of room for cows

love you all

m
( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

This has got to be almost chafing your brain now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

Or not a lot of really good beef.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

It's only a couple or three pounds of chateaubriand
When my daughter was born, our butcher gave us a pound of chateaubriand as a gift.

Nicest. Steak. Ever.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

True.
I'm used to getting prime Irish beef for half nothing, 'cos my cousin rears and kills and sells his own beef. NOM NOM NOM.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

lol ur cousin gives you some prime irish meat i bet lolololbzzz.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

lol rofl i no

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

Most of my cousins are spotty little northern oiks who are more likely to be fighting than beefing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

yeah my jimbob's mum gave us beef.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Beef is an excellent gift.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

IT WAS GOOD BEEF.
not £50 worth though.
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Well that's my limit, I might spend less.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

I'd want an air rifle, that'd be brilliant.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

He's not going to use it though.
If I buy him something pointless like a Slinky (he has a Slinky) he'll play with it for five minutes then it'll get stuck on a shelf and forgotten.

Girls are so easy to shop for.
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Get me one, then.
I could shoot MANY pigeons.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

Shooting air rifles is my surprise talent
I'm quite good at it and never knew.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

I'll have a Mark II Ford Cortina please

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

What colour?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

black, with a vinyl roof

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Will a Granada do?
www.b3ta.com/talk/5822353
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

fucking NO

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

>:(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Are you CID?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

I said Cortina, not Capri

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Oooh, this.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Or a Quattro,
so you can drive over people and say YOU'VE BEEN QUATTROED, like Gene Hunt.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Quattros are ghey
fact: "cortina" is Italian for "curtains"
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

:(((((
I don't fancy you anymore, Gilgy.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

did I mention I talk like Gene Hunt?
I'm sure I mentioned that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

You did, but you don't like Quattros.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

he was better with the Cortina FACT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

I would have to agree with you there.
Okay, I fancy you again.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE GENE HUNT!

( jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

YES

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

JENPOTS WTF
havent seen you in AGES.
( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

SEAMONKEYS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

They're awesome.
I dropped my seamonkeys when I was 12. I dropped to my knees and wept.

WHY GOD? WHY MUST I HAVE SPACKYHANDS?!
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

*massive sadface*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

They're like MEN of the SEA.
MEN of the SEA.
MEN... SEA... MEN... SEA...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

TEQUILA

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

i got the BEST tequila from my jimbob. it is LUSH and also the bottles are ace and hand-gilt.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

SEAMONKEYS THAT LIVE IN TEQUILA

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

YES

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

PICK AND MIX

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

GIG TICKETS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

actually, this is a great idea

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

It's what I get for G
she's difficult to buy for. Thing is though, You Me At Six are on tour at the moment and she wants to go. Guess who'll have to go with her?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Stephen Hawking?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

President Roosevelt?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Ming The Merciless?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

The pirate guy from the Dodgeball movie?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

WINNER
Steve The Pirate it is.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Big Bird? It's Big Bird?
I'm right, it's Big Bird, isn't it?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Something not chosen by the random hoardes on the internet.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

But it's haaard.
What on earth do you buy an uber-practical computer nerd who has everything?
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

blank media

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

OOooooh! This is good!
And USB sticks!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

One of those USB sticks that fit in a cassette to look like a mix tape
I want one.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

the antidote. ho ho ho.

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

USB massager

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

USB picture frame that rotates different pictures

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

a Yorkie bar
or a donut from Krispy Kremes
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

i would like to know how to post my opicture in the image challenge...?
you wouldn't need to rap it or anything.
( tickle I was away, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Yo yo yo, y'all best be checkin that FAQ, bro
Readin' that shit like it's a fo'dolla'ho


I know I didn't *have* to...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

cheers dude thats nice.
thanks for the faq advice. i know how to host a pic etc. i just can't find the actual button to post.
edit. "Posting a picture? STOP!
This messageboard is for chat only. Go here for pictures. " ah... i see now. word to ya mother.
( tickle I was away, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

A BARREL OF HERPES

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

The world's supply of remaining Cortinas.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Beer tokens

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

downstairs kisses

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Crackwhores

( broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)