I can't remember what she got me for my last birthday
She was very skint at the time though. I will, however, spend the next year reminding her that her birthday this year cost the best part of £700.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

You spoil her rotten

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

I'm an ace boyfriend
Fact
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

blimey
I'd be rather mortified if someone spent that much on me.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yes, but you see, I love her
And I like seeing her happy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Good for you!
Lovely boyfriend :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Damn right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)