Butter.
Although either doesn't sound very diet friendly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Quite
If you're going to be unhealthy you may as well go for the one that tastes best.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)