A couple of days ago, my gecko bit me.
Well, she tried to. Geckos are shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

I'd still like a gecko.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Got one.
Don't get one, they don't really do anything.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)