Pfffft
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When was the last time an animal attacked you?

Yes this is fucking lunch lol /links time.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

I'm currently smeared in meat paste awaiting bears

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

meat bear
bears meat
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

Last night, when I got killed by a squirrel

( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

*drum solo*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

A squirrel ran up my leg in St James' Park a few weeks ago.
Just sat there, on my thigh, looking at me. I screamed like a girl :(
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

He was trying to tell you he killed The Neville.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

Dear The Neville:
Is this the squirrel that tried to kill you?
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

My Nancy cat bites me every time I see her
it's affectionate.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

She getting a taste.
Each time she's thinking, "Hmm... not quite ripe yet. But soon."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

I wouldn't be surprised.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

I've never sen cr3 more terrified then when he had to pick her up to stop her running out the front door

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

i caught thrush off a black bird, does that count? only joking forum banter, no offence
i love you

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( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

I got chased by a bull on a farm a few months back.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

A couple of days ago, my gecko bit me.
Well, she tried to. Geckos are shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

I'd still like a gecko.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Got one.
Don't get one, they don't really do anything.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

I've just cleaned the bathroom, an earwig ran out from under the loo and tried to kill me.
I wailed until my flatmate came to rescue me.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Brilliant.
A baby ostrich at a farm, I think.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

Hate ostriches.

( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

They're moody bastards, yes.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

I was attacked by a seagull
I didn't make a big deal of it though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6168950
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

Even I remember reading about that, so you must have bitched about it quite a bit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)