I'm going to go for a run, come home, make dinner, sit in front of
the TV eating dinner, drinking beer, and watching the game. Mrs Jobe is out, so the place is all mine.
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

Plant a flag in the centre of the room, in case she comes back early.
She'll know who's in charge, then.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)