Come on the Mighty England..
I'm watching the football with a G*RL tonight. I dare suggest the internet will do it's best to make it appear this is my mother.
What will you lot be doing for the game?
Not watching and eating?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

who are we playing?
is it a friendly or a proper game?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

It's a qualifier vs Andorra.
I'm sure you're all over this.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

ooh.
If I remember, they will get Spango-support.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

If I cared,
this is the kind of question I would've asked
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

its important
they kick a ball about and someone tries to get it in a net.

I work with people whose lives revolve around this pointless shit.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

People who get themselves saddened at the national game are not good examples for the youth of tomorrow.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

*hig fives*

( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

But SURELY you can't agree with these footballers putting themselves out as celebrities.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Celebrity is a mark bestowed upon a person by women's magazines and daytime television.
I personally blame fat culture.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

and footballers are?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Usually on average around 4 stone lighter.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Are footballers allowed to shout at players on the telly?

( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

it's a bit like World of Warcraft, really.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

HA!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

i simply do not have the time for those type of games
tried star wars galaxies but gave up when it was just level up level up etc etc .
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Galaxies is DULL.
Dullsville, Population: Star Wars Galaxies. And Curb Your Enthusiasm.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Oh spangolin... Larry David, dull?
Shocking turn of events from the Spangolin camp.

*SADFACE*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Really overhyped.
Just an old guy bumbling around. Acting was stilted and awkward. Thumbs down, in the Spango Camp. And it's a very camp Camp.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Are you sure you weren't just watching Bogus Official?

( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

hahaha
you bad man.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

I have to support the flame-haired sex pixie, here
I heard the hype, I was looking forward to seeing it, and it disappointed. Just like Seinfeld ten years before it. And Family Guy.

Also, when I say flame-haired sex pixie I'm referring to Spangolin, and not encouraging that minx Red Rocket to set himself alight.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

It took me three weeks to make this thong out of matchsticks.
:(
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

*points*
I have Flapjack Endorsement.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Galaxies used to be great
Before they tried to turn it into WoW
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

only tried it for 2 weeks
then i saw the leroy jenkins video for warcraft and thought nahhh not a game for me.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I'm truly afraid to try it,
in case I become addicted.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

I tried it.
I'm addicted.
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

ooh which server are you on?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Darkholme Faire, I think?
Level 23 Dranei

Gah, its addictive. GNAAAAH.
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Curb your enthusiasm?
Oh, Spangolin.

*offline sad face*
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

WoW's dull too
I've run off to the Lord of the Rings camp, even more nerdery :(
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

oooooh
I like the cartoonyness of WoW. And find LoTR really Lore-heavy.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

that offends those of us who play World of Warcraft
;)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

The view is also offensive on the other side.
How's a 18 stone man going to be able to knock a cross-field pass whilst sat and wedged into a creaking office chair, ramming a third helping of Chips into his mouth?
Whilst nursing a semi for some elf in a skirt?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

*Click*

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Thorsten Engelmann
Weighs 17.5 stone
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

But I'm sure he doesn't play WoW

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

maybe not,
but he can get upset about points and goal averages and relegations and whatnot.
That's what I don't get. I can understand someone enjoying watching a good game, and playing one even more so. But these people with heads full of statistics...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

How will a brain-damaged defender ever learn how to add up to calculate weapon bonuses?
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

They'll use wowhead
like all the other muppets that have trouble pressing a button during a raid
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

hehe
I use it to look at the Legendaries I'll never own :P
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Get yourself in a good raiding guild
It will only take around 40 hours a week, plus 20 hours grinding time for the next few months
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

40? HOURS?? A??? WEEK????
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Nope, that's what the hardcore raiders do

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

CALLING JAMMY AND AMOROUS BADGER, REQUESTING URGENT BACK-UP ON THE NERD BASHING FRONT.
THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH AMMUNITION TO HANDLE ON MY OWN.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Tell me about it
It gets bad when you go to see a friend and all you can hear is AOE attacks all evening. It's worse when you know what those attacks are because you used to play the game yourself.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I'm in a raiding group as a casual member
which is nice as I can see end-game stuff without having to grind for hours a week or get stressed about progress, just turn up and have fun.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

There's probably a website out there that'd do it for him.
But before you hit "calculate" you have to snort and nudge your spectacles back up to the bridge of your nose. OR IT WON'T WORK!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

I make programming-based jokes before EVERY hit.
And snort at those who don't get it.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

I bet kobold/COBOL jokes *never* get old.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

oh no you didn't.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

I shall be at the gym
Attempting to defatten myself
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Good luck on this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Tried this.
Failed.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

How long did you give it?
It's not something that happens overnight.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

I joined last september,
I got FATTER. I'm not fat, just a bit flabby. It came as a shock, because I used to be able to eat what I liked with no weight gain.

To be honest I didn't put the most effort I could in, I do lack motivation.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I thought about re-joining a gym as there is one quite near work
However I am far too poor for such things.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

jogging is free
as is cycling, if you already have a bike.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Yes but if I wanted to jog or cycle I would
As it is I'm not a big fan of jogging and I wouldn't even think about cycling where I live.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Jogging is one of those things that only get done if you enjoy it.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

I don't enjoy jogging
So I don't do it at all, I prefer cycling and rowing for cardio.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Sometimes I get the urge to go for a run and enjoy it
But most of the time I hate it. And I've always had problems with running and my left knee which is rubbish.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

What the hell is a Gorl?
More to the point, what the hell is a "Jam Master Geordie" and what can it do for me that an ordinary Geordie can't?
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Champion the internet. Punch fatties. General awesome.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

I'll be recompiling my Ubuntu kernel and watching Torchwood

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
The internet is YOUR fault today, G.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

then I'll be posting on a discussion forum belittling the disgraceful plot holes while simultaneously horning over the female lead and optimising my operating system

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

I shall be writing bass riffs
eating and probably watching a bit of American Dad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

I bought that season 4 DVD.
It's brill
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

We've only got season 1
but there's bits of it we've not seen.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Francine, why did you pull a gun on me if you didn't want to have sex?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

*arm gets tired*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

:D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

it's regularly mildly amusing at least once a season

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

I like Roger.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I will be watching and eating but that is only because mr sp@m has a run so we won't get our tea until about 9pm

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Is he EVER off his feet?
Always running..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

I expect I'll start watching
Get increasingly frustrated then turn over.
What's JMG predictions?
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

4-0

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

I will be watching
Whether it will be at home or the pub is still up for debate.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

The great debate of our time.
Pubs have killed Setanta.
The BBC told me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Not watching. PLAYING. I'll wear an england shirt to show support mind.
And swear at any ethnics I may see on my travels.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

A FOOTBALLING MYKEY, EH?!
How trivial!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Without the XXXXXXXXL shirt and the chronic chance of heart failure while putting it on.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

A regular man requires a MAP to navigate such vast land.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

is it on normal tv or setanta? this information is needed for me to answer

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

ITV BOIIIIIIIIIII

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

i see, well then i will be going to my local public house and drinking

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm wrapping myself in a cocoon made of the dust in my keyboard and month old spunk.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

I'll be drinking beer and farting because I'm a bloody bloke.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

What about sitting there with your hand down your pants?
Are you some sort of nancy?
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

I'm not even wearing pants because I'm a bloody bloke.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Hand down his pants, CUPPING said farts and offering them for the nasal delights of mates/missus.
That's how a proper man does it.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

JMG, I didn't even know there was a game on until now
I'll probably not be watching it unfortunately. I'll be doing some Kitchen Cleaning which is all the excitement I can handle.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

Careful!
You don't wish to become a bit of a Moohalaa with all that cleaning and other women's tasks.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

I've let my tidyness slip, it's a state in there JMG, a state

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

I'm going to go for a run, come home, make dinner, sit in front of
the TV eating dinner, drinking beer, and watching the game. Mrs Jobe is out, so the place is all mine.
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

Plant a flag in the centre of the room, in case she comes back early.
She'll know who's in charge, then.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

I'm going to see Take That tonight JMG.
I don't mind telling you that I'm moist with anticip.................................................................................................ation
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

8,000 screaming middle aged women and Moohalaa.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

8,000?
Try 35,000. It's going to be ace. And I will not scream. Not even for Howard.


Well, maybe for Howard
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Ignoring the game
And planning what I will need to take with me so I survive camping. Important things like vodka and burgers.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

get some deet, 95%, or you will get bitten alive this time of year

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

Oh yeah
I think my brother has some I can steal. I shall check.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

it's not dear, chemists and camping shops sell it, just make sure it is 95% and do not get it on any sensitive area, it hurts like hell

( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

I'll be kicking every ball!
I would like to see some kind of attacking formation tonight. There's really no excuse to be playing it safe against Andorra.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

Gary Neville is starting apparently.
So he's definitely not playing it safe.
( Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

I shall ignore its existance.
I will not watch it as I haven't got your mother to watch it with.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)