There's probably a website out there that'd do it for him.
But before you hit "calculate" you have to snort and nudge your spectacles back up to the bridge of your nose. OR IT WON'T WORK!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

I make programming-based jokes before EVERY hit.
And snort at those who don't get it.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

I bet kobold/COBOL jokes *never* get old.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

oh no you didn't.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)