Your second sentence there...
is what SexFace says to his victims.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36,
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*worries*
Either way stockings are far better.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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