I wish it would either rain or thunder
it's horrible outside it's so overcast yet warm. Have you had thunder today there's been quite a few storms over the country.

Also, today my girly mag says that men are turned on by tights. Is this true and why so wearing tights is horrid?
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

Tights are nasty.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

What even those heavily patterned ones?
I think they look fucking great on a good set of pins and would gladly chuck my muck over them.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Tights are not a turn on.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

it was raining heavily here earlier
i went out into the garden with my umbrella
( well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

no no no
it says that men turn on lights

silly spam
( spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Spacefish reads girly mags.
loffles
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

yeah, but now i know that there are only nine different types of man
and can hold my breasts up with sellotape. i think i'm the winner here
( spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

and they're all after your gametes.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

heavy rain is forecast
but it's not happening

it'd better be sunny for camping next weekend though
( spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

I like being in a tent while it's raining.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

It's raining here
Stop being inconsiderate with your dryness.

Also, do they prefer tights under clothes or looking at tights on. The two are quite different to see.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

I'm not quite sure how to take that.

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

To take what?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

"dryness"
I am being dirty minded
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

Oh my Mrs Sp@m
*shocked face*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

*whispers in your ear*
*laughs as you act all shocked*
( moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Your second sentence there...
is what SexFace says to his victims.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

*worries*
Either way stockings are far better.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

tights should only be worn by robbers.

( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

sweaty fucking gussets. sad times.
get some hold-ups or a nice pair of strides.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Holdups, yes!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

pics pls

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

You couldn't handle it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

i've got £3.64 and half a pack of rolos

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

Oh so tempting.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

Beefy gusset juice?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

like beef dripping

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Congealed?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

rotten.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

SEXY

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

you wrong brightonian cunt.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

i can't say tights do much for me, i prefer bumhole
bingo?
( mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

The sky has been black here all day but no thunder and hardly any rain. Dissapointing.
Tights do nothing for me. Nothing.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

it's maybe true for the man who wrote the article.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

I'm turned on only by kites

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

I'd settle for an Eagle Owl
plus they've got something to grab hold of.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

grab hold of?
ideal for falling over in toilet situations. EH?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

Shut up you fat thief!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

it's like he KNOWS me
:\
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Totally pissed it down here half an hour ago

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

It thundered so much the other night that it kept me awake for ages.
It's grey and muggy now :(

I also have nothing to do and no money for foods :(
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

EAT YOUR FACE AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE

( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

a guy at work called me a 'chin chewer' for something I did earlier
:(
( moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

were you chewing his chin?

( MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

7p Sainsbury noodles!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

+ tobasco

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

I wish I lived somewhere there was proper thunderstorms

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

They have ace ones around Texas, I hear.
They also have tornadoes though, and we don't want them.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

You should've been here yesterday.
There was an awesome storm with loads of lightning and booming thunder.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

There were stormy clouds overhead earlier,
but nope, not a rumble. Thunder is A.

Tights? Not fussed really, not my thing.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

They remind me of old people.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

And that's not really a turn on.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

stockings, not tights

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

I would say stockings turn on more men than tights do.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

there's a strong mix of weather and food here

( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

raining pasta?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

brocolli wind?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

do you like your mashed potatos cumulus or cirrus?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

I like thunder mash

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

And in English?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)