Either way I'm going to have to speak to a host of phone monkeys
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Clear yourself a day
of doing nothing but phoning BT.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Why did I think this was a good idea?
All to get a better look at the girls' high school front door of Ms Official
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Pffft.
More than one reason to move is good. You'll be pestered for photos on here though. I've always thought the ideal relationship was one person in one house and the other in the adjoining one.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

That is the correct way
That way you can hear two doors slam
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)