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Just heard a woman use the phrase 'Worse than Hitler' on the telly. Anyway, is it easy to keep the same telephone number when you move house?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
you dont even own a telephone

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
i do, it's just not plugged in

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
Really?
What a fucking hippy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
kill it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
Hanging's too good for 'em

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
He's worse than Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
Exactly!
Easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
you big simple

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
My landline is plugged in
But the ringer is set to off as I can't be assed with it. Also I keep forgetting the batteries so can't see the display and I refuse to answer the phone if I don't know who it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
Not if your area code changes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
We moved two miles and nowhere near a different area code.
Still wasn't possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
it's due to exchanges
i moved 3 doors down from my old place a few years back, had to have new number,
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
Hey there
Long time, no see (on here anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
hello fluzzy
not been on much at all

i hope your ok?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
Well, I'm still here. :D
Are you okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
tired and grumpy,
but thats life methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
Aww, sorry to hear it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
wel
as long as the kids are happy thats cool by me.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
I'll be moving the massive distance of 1/3 of a mile

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
Vertically?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
Maybe about 20 feet vertically on a gentle gradient

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
Let's hope so.
Downward. He's old enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
He's not old.
The politically correct term is "paleontological"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
Yes!
More of this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
I'll dodder you right up in a minute

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
I'm going to be moving frequently up and down roughly 2-4 feet when I close the deal on my new castle

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
Does it have a swing in the back yard?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
Riding the portcullis?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
Walking along the crenelation?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
climbing more than three stairs at a time makes you faint?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
three children will collectively be telling you to
SIDESTEP LEFT WALK FORWARD THREE PACES
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
it's the only direction to move in
in these uncertain economic times.

/also, evening Shambles.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
It depends on whether you are moving to a different exchange or not
because BT are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
I suppose it should be alright
I'm just scared of the spastics at the end of the help lines.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
Which made sense way back in the last century when the switches were mechanical
but there's absolutely fuck all excuse for it in this magical digital age of technological wonderment.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
you should try it up here
we've still got overhead phone lines and old skool exchanges.

Mind you, they still point at cars and worship fire as a God.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
When I pick up my phone
I get a woman with a taybly faah beck 1950s accent asking what name I require.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
Air hair lair!

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
Not when we moved at work.
Something to do with different exchanges.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
What was it in reference to?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
That Iranian president fellow whose name I can say but not spell

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
try anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
Erm...*clears throat*
Ahmedi...something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
something is easy to spell, you lazy arse

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
Ahmedinnerjacket

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
That's the fella

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
That's EXACTLY how I say it.
Ah, me dinnerjacket. Or Army Dinnerjacket I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
Joseph Goebbels

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
Hi', I'm Jonathan from Spotify.
I just wanted to say that I hope you die in your sleep, you cancerous bleedin' bastard-gut.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
I think so
If you live in the same area.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
Same area code is fairly easy.
Is it easy to stop after 4 squares of chocolate? No.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
It is if you're not a greedy fucking pigbeast of a fatso fug-chops.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
Steady on
Leave our resident gerontophile alone.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
now i've got to clean beer off my laptop :(

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
And that, my dear, is the first time I have ever used that word.
I should offer you a certificate or something.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Doomed to chocolaty scoff fest
You have my approval should you need it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
Really nice it was. That Willy stuff off the telly.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Hand wittled then?
Good stuff.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
i never got this
if you only want to eat 4 just eat 4, what's so hard about that?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
MUST EAT MORE!
MOAAAAARRRRRR! *CHOMP CHOMP*

FEEEEEED MEEEEEE!

*fats*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
hahahaha
SAVING?! WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
I don't know really. I suppose I wanted more than four all along.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
Uncontrollable greed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Stay on the chocolate.
Stay off the cheddar.

It damages the glands.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
I'll agree.
Yes, I would normally end up eating half or all of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Is it easy for bogus official to get in an accident and accidently cut all his fingers off making it so he can never type again?
Hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
what?
bogus is ok
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
Fucking hell,
why the fuck are you so shit well?

Only pickle approaches your level of crapness, online.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
Oh, I see
You want it like that, do you?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
no :(
the internet is serious today.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
I must have missed that bit
Have a nice sit down
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
BT to BT, yes. Virgin to Virgin, yes. (if the same code)
From one to the other, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
We were going from BT to BT.
Still wasn't possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
How come?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
Customer incompetence.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
Different exchange, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
You must be a walkover.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
You clearly didn't flirt hard enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
With a BT phone monkey?
Damn right I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
You most certainly CAN transfer BT to Virgin.
My folks did it over 10 years ago BT-NTL, and friends here have done it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
Maybe it was just here
We didn't try to hard to be honest as I was getting narked with calls from the previous owner.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
the old cabletel telephony system is very pants
and from what vm employees have told me, cabletel line cards hardcoded with numbers, only pure ntl area are able to do it properly

i could be wrong though.

hi fluzzy :)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
Sounds about right.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
but NTL couldn't find their arse with both hands
All you had to do was tell them what to do and it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
Either way I'm going to have to speak to a host of phone monkeys
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
Clear yourself a day
of doing nothing but phoning BT.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
Why did I think this was a good idea?
All to get a better look at the girls' high school front door of Ms Official
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
Pffft.
More than one reason to move is good. You'll be pestered for photos on here though. I've always thought the ideal relationship was one person in one house and the other in the adjoining one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
That is the correct way
That way you can hear two doors slam
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Are you moving really really really far away?
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
I'm going over there
*points*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
Can you not just get a third of a mile of telephone cable?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
Yes of course
The added cost of hundreds of clothes pegs to string it along the existing infrastructure could be a sticking point
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
We have these brilliant phones down south that are battery powered and wireless and you can take them anywhere.
They fry your brains mind, so probably for the best if they aren't available up north.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
Oooh
Shiny
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
the bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
Hissing Sid was a child molester.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
Timid toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
Next you'll be telling us that they ride through the woodland singing songs
that tell how they have righted wrongs.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
Doo doodle ooh doo doo

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
is this an old thing?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
We're the b3tan equivalent of Last of the Summer Wine.
Shambles, Frank and I are going to push Bogus down a hill in a bathtub. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
haha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
Oh fucking hell
Why is it always me in the bath?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
The woolly hat suits you better.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
Is Tara going to be Nora?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
I'm not asking her.
She clobbers me with a rolling pin every time I show her the contents of my matchbox.

And by "matchbox", I mean "pants".
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
And with good reason too, you filthy old sod.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
I had a story tape of Captain Beaky.
It was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
My exciting presentation for tomorrow is ready.
I'm going to knock them dead. All in all, I've considered this preferential to doing the actual presentation.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
It's fine if you stay within the same phone code area.
Just contact BT and tell them you want to keep it.
/edit - I didn't realise about exchanges, I've been lucky and moved three times within the same area so I had no trouble taking the number with me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)