I'm going to be moving frequently up and down roughly 2-4 feet when I close the deal on my new castle

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Does it have a swing in the back yard?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Riding the portcullis?

( broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Walking along the crenelation?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

climbing more than three stairs at a time makes you faint?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

three children will collectively be telling you to
SIDESTEP LEFT WALK FORWARD THREE PACES
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)