What the fuck is that one?
That's some made up Polish one.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Corpus Christi
yes, it's all made up. We should be celebrating the Solidarity Round Table Talks instead, but fuck that, the Catholics are in charge.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

This is the second time today I've been looking up religious stuff on Wikipedia.
I don't remember having to traipse down to church for this one, but Wikipedia says it is a holy day of obligation and Wikipedia never lies.

Get to church then you cunt.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Go fuck yourself
if I want to be patronised I'll watch the Teletubbies, who propagate a far more subscibeable belief system.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Canon 1247 is really quite clear:
On Sundays and other holy days of obligation, the faithful are obliged to participate in the Mass.
Moreover they are to abstain from those works and affairs which hinder the worship to be rendered to God, the joy proper to the Lord’s day, or the suitable relaxation of mind and body.

Do you want to go to hell?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)