And (very expensive) sunglasses

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

They were in her towel basket earlier.
She lost them. But then she found them so she didn't actually fucking lose them at all.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

She nearly cried, you know

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)