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I like some of Elton John's songs
I've also recently cried whilst watching a film.
What makes you gay?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
Sammi has a cleaner

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
my girlfriend is very beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
here is evidence that i have at least touched her,
for you non-believers.
photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs032.snc1/2479_135664945174_634545174_6276636_2556938_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
You LOVELY YOUNG MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
She's probably feeling pity for you on account of your impending death.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
Let's hope he doesn't start getting better,
or she might leave him!
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
my cancer is the glue that binds us together.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
Ah, emotional blackmail.
Good man.

"Can you pass me the salt?"
"It's in the cupboard!"
"Cancer!"
*sigh* "I'll get it."
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Roses are red
SSG's a chancer.
He has a nice girlfriend
Because he's got cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Does using your beard as velcro count?

(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
for me,
that is not a beard, that counts as stubble.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
I have a picture of myself with Noel Edmonds in a similar pose.
That doesn't mean I'm having sex with him.


Or does it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
would you hurry up and die
i have something meaty for her
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
if you want a bit,
just ask.
i must watch though, thems the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Picking up from down there VV
Why do you think I hate you?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
because you constantly pick on me.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
Aww, I'm sorry, SSG
I don't hate you. I don't hate anybody online!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
that is glorious news!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
Except probably mike woz ere.
It's alright, you can tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
What have I done to make that cunt hate me?
List one thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
i'm asking
we should do it on a rock in gower
less publicity and all the chance for you to slip and die
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
So THAT'S where the cancer started!

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
NO TIME FOR JOKES JUST TELL ME I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKES IT RIGHT UP THE FANNY

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
she does!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
*UP THE FANNY fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
I can't believe you're online friends with Esme now.
I always thought WE were online friends. We don't really always talk all that much, and I've never mentioned it to you, but one time I did draw a picture of us playing quoits together and I wished it was true.

Doesn't that count for anything at all?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
she still has not sent me a gaz or anything
:(
i am starting to think she is a con artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
oh yeah.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
And (very expensive) sunglasses

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
They were in her towel basket earlier.
She lost them. But then she found them so she didn't actually fucking lose them at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
She nearly cried, you know

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
I'd rather fuck a boy than Sammi.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
I fail to see the difference

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
The boy has a full set of chromosomes.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

chromosomes teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

teeth ear drums
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

ear drums sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
Yes, yes I do

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
Hang on
Is this a shit attempt at sarcasm, or are you admitting that you are a man?

Answers, please. The internet is watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
It's saying I have eardrums, you tit

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
No, it's saying the boy has a full set of eardrums.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
She's fucked it up again.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
It's 2am
And I couldn't give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
you're at your best when you don't give a fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
Can't you get your butler to give a fuck for you, you cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
Sounds like utter bitterness

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
i hear you.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
I'd rather be able to hear and not have a butler.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
I can hear thanks
I stopped using a hearing aid about a month ago.

And no, I don't know how it happened. Ever since an infection cleared up.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
so.. no braces, no hearing aid..
Well HELLO.

*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Replying to all these posts is the perfect way of showing it

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
I've got nothing else to do
Just like you seem to have nothing better to do
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
I'm not sure how that is any way an insult
"Yeah, you're black, but I'm black too, NIGGER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
It wasn't meant to be an insult, that's why.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

teeth brain cells
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
Oh, aren't you clever

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
...

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
This is not the time for Morse code

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
You know what, it's actually going to go on THE LIST.
She's hit her hat-trick I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
Actually she's on four now.
She's twice as much of a spastic failure as anyone else on /talk according to THE LIST.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

.. - ... / .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... / - .. -- . / ..-. --- .-. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
What the fuck would 's' stand for anyway?!

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
The sound of you breathing through those mental teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
Those 'mental' teeth that I've since had corrected?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
Still a genetic fault
GENEFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
Oh, I'm gutted
Despite there being nothing genetically wrong with me, except maybe my thyroid.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
Mental spastic teeth is a genetic flaw
As is thyroidlols.

DOUBLESPACKER.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
don't get confused.
he meant rather than three full sets of teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
I'd rather fuck Robert Mugabe than Sammi

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
my passionate love for duran duran

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
I heard SSG's girlfriend is very beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
yes, yes yes!
let's talk about how beautiful she is a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
Not until I get my fiver for saying it the first time.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
a fiver?
he saw you coming mate. He promised me £20
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
Motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
To be fair
'Life is Beautiful' is the only film that has made me shed a manly tear.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

www.boston.com/news/globe/magazine/articles/2005/08/14/what_makes_people_gay/
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
bumsex
bumsex makes you gay. Other than that, an interest in floral shirts?
(B3taByter Meh, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
bumsex makes you gay?
ah... my girlfriend must be gay then.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
fuck yeah
I think you should tell her.

On second thoughts,,,,,,,don't


and


you're a lucky fucker
(B3taByter Meh, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)