I wank to the theme tune to Tots TV.
Not because i'm a nonce, it's just a really fun song.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

you are many things but I could never see you as a nonce
not in those jeans.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)