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I want the soundtrack to Muppet's Treasure Island.
Can I find it though? Can I bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)
Just sing it yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

#Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Pirates: Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
All: And when you're a professional pirate
Bad Polly: That's what the job's about
Long John: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Pirates: Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
All: But when your a professional pirate
Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
Morgan: I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
Pirate: And me...I could have been a contender
Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet

Long John's speech...

All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
Long John: You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
All: When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
It's not the same.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)
Make it the same, you can do anything!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
Hello lovely, long time no talk.
How's you and yours doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)
Mine are doing well thank you, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
have you heard him sing?
noone should have to suffer that alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)
Who wants to come and have hangover sex with me?
No blimpies.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)
probably not a good idea
the resulting sexplosion would wipe out all life on the planet
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
*manginas*

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
nothing on cr3`s music search?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)
NUFFIN.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)
oh, I just looked and got `shiver me timbers`

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)
what did you search for?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)
muppet treasure island

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)
try putting this into google
-inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:"index of" +"last modified" +"parent directory" +description +size +(wma|mp3)

with the name of the mp3 you want at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)
I love cr3 and his music search but for the last month it's been really bad, comes up with nothing even remotely right :S

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)
that will teach you to search for `the screams of the dying` so that you can listen to it whilst your are on the final stages of your vinegar strokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)
I wank to the theme tune to Tots TV.
Not because i'm a nonce, it's just a really fun song.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
you are many things but I could never see you as a nonce
not in those jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
This :(

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
Might have toned it down so people stop trying to sue him...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
does this not work?
www.last.fm/music/Muppet+Treasure+Island
i can't check because i'm at work
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)