Your sideburns are made of the discarded pubic hair of angels.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

I don't believe in God
God believes in me!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

GMoS is actually
Nornagest, only he dies if he ever shaves his sideburns off
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

my sideburns are actually radioactive spiders

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)