His penis is the only bit of him that isn't absolutely bloody enormous.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Ah... the crimson acorn nestling in a sea of lard.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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