Hello.
Oh my!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

This is a very sad turn of events.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Lady paedoes!
The craze that's sweeping the nation!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Your sort sickens me.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

You should be proud
This is the only time a woman will turn you down because your penis is too big.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

His penis is the only bit of him that isn't absolutely bloody enormous.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Ah... the crimson acorn nestling in a sea of lard.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Hello!
*Waves*

*Offers wine*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

NO WINE!
I have not had a sip of wine since my last hilariously drunk incident on May 8th, trufax.

How's life down under? Full of downs I assume?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Hello
How many times has Wormulus gazzed you?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Is he just gazzing instead of posting? I wonder if he's gazzing himself.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

None, why?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

I think its going to be added as part of the stats page soon

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I still don't understand.
I know he left, and does not want SEBASTIAN WORMULUS WINNETT mentioned anymore, but what's all this guffbeaking about gazzes?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

You know as much as i do now
*touches nose*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

We've gazzed each other a lot,
we talk about WoW and Bashes,
basically shit that we're to embarrassed to post on /talk.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

:( none
Tarquin, oh Tarquin, my sweet little Tarquin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

I knew I'd seen that woman somewhere before...
SuperMatt's house last Saturday.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

proof enough for me.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

And SuperMatt wasn't there...
SHIT! You're a detectivical genius, CHB.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

*whistles innocently*

( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I swear I had nothing to do with his debarcle

( SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Well you
would say that.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

He'll only tell the truth in The News of the World.

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I hear he has been gazzing fellow b3tan
Johnathan King for advice.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

I was a singer and I sang on your heart
I was a singer and I sang in your home.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

She's from Efford.
This is all the explanation I need.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

i love that, it's fantastic, and i looooove you all, sooooo much
fondest cuddles

m
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

arf

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)