Carol Thatcher is really fucking irritating.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

No arguments there.
She's like a cross between her mother and Christine Hamilton.

*plays O Fortuna*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

It's her inability to pronounce her 'r' sounds properly that annoys me.
SOMEONE BRING ME NOEL COWARD.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

I can bring you Noel Fielding cowering.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

That will suffice.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Or Noel Edmonds' face
ripped off his skull

then pritt-sticked to a cow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I fucking love you.
Noel Edmonds killed a man.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I love you more.
Noel Edmonds is Showbiz Shipman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Poor Michael Lush.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Who?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

The man Noel Edmonds killed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Oh I seeeeee

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

STOP SAYING 'CWISIS,' YOU VACUOUS, USELESS, PAIN IN THE ARSE BINT.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)