I say, old bean, the most terrifically droll thought occurred to me.
To whit; in which manner does the Atlantic Ocean resemble the Conservative Party?
They have both gained two hundred seats in the last week.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Carol Thatcher is really fucking irritating.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

No arguments there.
She's like a cross between her mother and Christine Hamilton.

*plays O Fortuna*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

It's her inability to pronounce her 'r' sounds properly that annoys me.
SOMEONE BRING ME NOEL COWARD.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

I can bring you Noel Fielding cowering.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

That will suffice.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Or Noel Edmonds' face
ripped off his skull

then pritt-sticked to a cow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I fucking love you.
Noel Edmonds killed a man.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I love you more.
Noel Edmonds is Showbiz Shipman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Poor Michael Lush.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Who?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

The man Noel Edmonds killed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Oh I seeeeee

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

STOP SAYING 'CWISIS,' YOU VACUOUS, USELESS, PAIN IN THE ARSE BINT.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Oh
rather...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

I do quite look forward to passing this one on to the chaps at my club.
I wager there'll be more than a few monocles dropped.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Is there room in your chap club for a (shh) lady in a fabulous fake moustache?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

A lady? In a club?
It does sound like a smashing jape, but what if the Empire collapses and a black fellow ends up reading the news?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

You might need dainty hands on board if the Empire collapses.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Psst, if you're going to be all verbose and that,
it's 'terrifically.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

AND OH TO GIVE THE BIRCH-BIRCH-BIRCH BACK IT'S SPRING

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

BRING BACK BIRCHING FOR SEXY CRIMINALS!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Ooof!
I didn't laugh at all*
_{*May contain bullshit}
EDIT. They found the black box.

This is your captain speaking. If you look to the left you will see we have lost a wing. Now, if you look to the right, you will see an orange dot getting bigger, that's me and that blonde air hostess in a dingy. Thank you for flying Air France.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

You know what. I've been on planes that got into trouble before, but I survived.
Do you know why? Because I didn't give up as soon as things got a bit hairy.
This whole episode is proof, if proof be need be, that the French shouldn't be allowed to travel.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I concur.
We shold confiscate any passport with even the shightest whiff of garlic and anti-perspirent and lock up the owner for life.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

boom and indeed, boom

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

you horrible horrible man

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Look I know it's a tragedy and all that, but you can vote them out next time.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

next time i fly air france i'm going to request a seat in the shallow end
forum banter, my heart goes out to all the love ones who lost people in this terrible aviation incident, or not, no offence
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I think you need to tone down your language, fellow forum user.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

thanks for the tip off there, i scanned and scanned my post to see if it was going to cause offence, sometimes it takes another person to see what i over look, cheers
i love you

m
( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I imagine a mod will be messaging you shortly

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

A real facebook status update from when that plane vanished:
[insert name] wonders if there really is a Bermuda triangle.

then a comment on that status:
'It's really spooky isn't it? It's like Lost'
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Even though they've found a shitload of debris and bodies?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Also, the bermuda triangle eats boats, not planes.
Stop associating with these people.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Also
Bermuda Triangle
It makes people disappear
Bermuda Triangle
Don't go too near

Try to see it from MY angle

Can't remember the rest. Well done Manilow on rhyming 'triangle' with 'my angle'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

No
this was before they found everything.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

[insert name] Sammi
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)