If it means Cristiano Ronaldo is fucking off, you can't put a price on that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I'd happily pay £80m just to kick him in the face, once.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Actually, thinking about it, this.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I'd be wearing my massive steel toe-capped boots, naturally.
And I'd take a run up.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

To be honest it'd probably kill him.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

It's not like he's got a chin to take it on.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Breath test failure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mxdim_6PUI
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Why are they laughing?
Why are they not beating him with truncheons, screaming 'STOP RESISTING!' while casually fondling themselves?

Funny though.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)