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Football!
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8094720.stm

If you don't want to click the link, Manchester United have accepted an £80m bid for Cristiano Ronaldo.

Are transfer fees getting too high now?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
If it means Cristiano Ronaldo is fucking off, you can't put a price on that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
I'd happily pay £80m just to kick him in the face, once.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
Actually, thinking about it, this.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
I'd be wearing my massive steel toe-capped boots, naturally.
And I'd take a run up.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
To be honest it'd probably kill him.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
It's not like he's got a chin to take it on.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
Breath test failure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mxdim_6PUI
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
Why are they laughing?
Why are they not beating him with truncheons, screaming 'STOP RESISTING!' while casually fondling themselves?

Funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
Yeah, I got paid in KFC for helping to transfer a friend's items from apartment to apartment
Where's my eighty million, damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
if it was in calories
you probably got it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
Too high for what?
Were you thinking of buying some midfielders?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
I think that's a lot of money, but he's very good.
I am amused by the Un*ted fans saying "We don't want him, we're glad he's leaving". He's been their outstanding player for the last three years, and they're going to be fucked without him. Will be interesting to see who they buy to replace him. I don't think Valencia from Wigan will cut the mustard.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
They sound like a spurned lover.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
That they do.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Transfer fees are still very low.
I got six temporary tattoos for a euro last week.

LOOK AT ME I'VE GOT A PIRATE ON MY ARM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
*Spangswithafuckingshovel*

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
£80m is a lot to pay for someone fairly thick but fast
and even still not be able to use them as a sex slave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)