I've just spluffed all over my desk.
Again.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

you better do something about that
else the "nubile young girls" wont be too impressed
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

That could only be possible if they werent drugged

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

Oh but just imagine...
When i win the lottery tonight i promise this is what we shall do
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)