I hope two weeks of sunshine and alcohol compensate for the crushing realisation
that you got married in the first place
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

you are such a killjoy.

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

You = FAIL

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

give it four years
and then replace the word "You" with "My Marriage"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Shan't.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)