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I've got a day off today because some Jew had hise mates round for dinner a few millenia back
If YOU could give the nation a day off, what would it be in celebration of?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
Wanking

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
It's all gone a bit Final Destination...
Apparently an Italian woman who missed the Air France flight that disappeared has died in a car crash. That's some bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
Didn't someone who escaped one of the twin towers die in a plane crash shortly afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
U CANT EXCAPE DETH

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
quite a lot of people escaped,
so it's likely enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Yeah
that was me.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
*mourns*

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
You'd probably do that for a smidge of attention wouldn't you?
I wouldn't be surprised if you orchestrated the whole tragedy to that end.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Blimey

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
it didn't disappear anyway,
they found it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
Well yes, that's true.
Ok, "... the Air France flight that mysterioulsy crashed..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
it was the autopilot.
it usually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
That cunt
www.myflightblog.com/images/autopilot.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
i've just found a self harm scar from when i was about 14.
man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Cake

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
WAIT tea AND CAKE.
this guy has a point.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
what about a whole week of it
Monday = tea
Tuesday = cake
Wednesday = muffins
Thursday = crumpets
Friday = JAM!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
in that case i would call it TEATIME WEEK.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
in lieu of this week-long holiday...
Christmas can fuck it self!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

A +G
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
prawn cocktail

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
^WINNAR!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
it's the best flavour of everything

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
I'm reading The Holy Blood and The Holy Grail...
it's very good... they even point out the bits that are speculation.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
tea

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
Padded seating of all kinds, it's great

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
International Keanu Reeves day

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
what an actor!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
I decided to start celebrating Assumption Day,
that's a day dedicated to making assumptions. At least, I assume that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

the day after halloween.

Is anyone here from london? I need ideas of stuff to do that isnt too expensive, my girlfriend took off for a 2 week schooling thing and I know no one here, and I've been sitting around bored out of my skull rotting my brain on the internet.
(10011, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
London?
Never heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
I already get the day after Halloween off

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
where do you live?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
oh, have I not mentioned it enough?
We get Nov 1st off to go and fill the churchyards with candles, then we get Nov 11th off when everyone else is sobbing into their poppies.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

In Kentish town. and I think the subway is closed today too.
(10011, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
1. It's the tube. Or Underground. It is not the "subway".
2. Walk to Camden, go to the market. It's not far.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
see, I said so

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
Maybe he wanted a shit sandwich

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
It's possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
you already said that
edit: oh right, you DELETED YOUR FUCKING POST
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
Camden Town is probably the best place to go.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
How could you possibly be bored with all those free museums and stuff there?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
Yes, go to free museums.
I want to go to the British Museum. I've never been.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
It's ace.
They've got Shedu.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
What now? Google isn't being helpful with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shedu
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
Oooh, cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
I've got two of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
You need two, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
I am.
Go on a river cruise, it's fun, interesting and inexpensive. Get on at Westminster Bridge, go all the way to Greenwich. get off, look around Greenwich (it's nice) then get back on the boat and get off at Tower Bridge. Then walk along the South Bank from there all the way back to Westminster bridge. Is nice. And go to Borough Market along the way. Good food.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Thanks a bunch.
(10011, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
No worries.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
kidnap a spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
Ah, that good old London tradition.
Dates back to the middle ages I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
bully :(((

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
I'm trying to help!
don't you realise how serious this is? a man is BORED here
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
i thought you were trying to get me kidnapped

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
get fucked up on PCP and rub a cheesegrater up and down your cock all afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
inject boiling lard into your eyeballs

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
shit in a crisp packet and throw it at a policeman

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
pay a hooker to knock your junk around for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
go to the zoo and see how many animals you can fist before the police arrive

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
I've just booked my honeymoon.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
aren't you meant to find someone stupid enough to marry you first...
I don't know if you have already done this...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
That was the first step.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
HONEYMOONS ARE FOR MARRIED PEOPLE.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
I will have been married for 3 days by the time we leave.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
HAVE FUN. where are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
TANZANIA and ZANZIBAR.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
I hope two weeks of sunshine and alcohol compensate for the crushing realisation
that you got married in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
you are such a killjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
You = FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
give it four years
and then replace the word "You" with "My Marriage"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
Shan't.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
She's sleeping with a woman behind your back you know

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
that would be awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
i'm imagining job lying in bed with his back to a lady and next to her is another lady and they are all sleeping.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
:)
Everyone is cute when they are asleep, even builders.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
I invert my stomach when I sleep
and all the bones and other indigestible parts of my food fall out.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
The sadly shortened life of Sir Sand Goblin
Always in r harts.

RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
Pies.
Possibly separate days for savoury and sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
ME!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
i shat

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
I hear you are now at deaths door

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
barely,
there's life in me yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
of course there is, don't listen to the negitive people, be brave
don't stop, never give up, hold your head high and reach the top, let the world see what you have got, scooby dooby do
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
start of the fishing season

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
Me and my misogynistic tendencies

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
Baking.
Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
Equal rights for ducks.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
Me
And pretty shoes and dresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
Shoes are rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Lies

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
My day off will split the nation
those who have avoided Saturday night TV phone in shows will be rewarded with an all expenses paid day & night in the den of iniquity of their choice.

Those who watched Pick a Jesus has got talent on ice factor will have to stay home & think about what they have done. Whilst phoning premium rate phonelines to cover the costs of the day off.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)